Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary - Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things - and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75 x 3.75) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it s like a time capsule for your kid s finest moments of accidental comedy.
Vintage-Inspired - This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It s the ideal combo of elegant design and I can t believe you just said that. Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado green butter or asked if clouds have feelings.
High Quality - Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-end pages, this mini journal is made to last - so you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.
Perfect For Gifting - Whether it s for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who can t stop texting you their kid s weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned: once they start writing, they might never stop.
Brass Monkey - We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongue-in-cheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your in-laws. ...
