{"product_id":"dumb-things-my-kid-said-tiny-diary","title":"Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary","description":"Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary - Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things - and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75 x 3.75) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it s like a time capsule for your kid s finest moments of accidental comedy.\n\nVintage-Inspired - This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It s the ideal combo of elegant design and I can t believe you just said that. Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado green butter or asked if clouds have feelings.\n\nHigh Quality - Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-end pages, this mini journal is made to last - so you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.\n\nPerfect For Gifting - Whether it s for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who can t stop texting you their kid s weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned: once they start writing, they might never stop.\n\nBrass Monkey - We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongue-in-cheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your in-laws. ...","brand":"Raincoast Distribution Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45231241724104,"sku":"9780735386952","price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0437\/4940\/8935\/files\/fe2ec95057f050f3440d433685885a5b3b532db41c0cc96a700829651c8cdcbb.jpg?v=1791859952","url":"https:\/\/twentytwostones.com\/products\/dumb-things-my-kid-said-tiny-diary","provider":"Twenty-Two Stones Lifestyle Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}