{"product_id":"calm-the-f-down-crystals-for-relaxation-cheeky-gift-funny-gift","title":"Calm the F down - crystals for relaxation - cheeky gift funny gift","description":"Calm the F Down – Soothing Crystals for Relaxation, Peace + Emotional Reset\n\nThe Calm the F Down Collection is your energetic chill pill. These stress-melting, peace-promoting crystals help you quiet your mind, relax your body, and keep the drama miles away from your vibe.\n\nWhat’s Inside\n\n• 4 hand-selected crystals chosen for calm, clarity, and relaxation\n• Crystal Description Card – learn how each stone melts tension and promotes peace\n• Mini Crystal Guide – simple ways to use your crystals for instant calm\n• Eco-friendly packaging (3” x 3” x 1” box) – sustainable design\n\nWho This Set is Perfect For\n\n• For the overthinker or chronic worrier\n• For the employee, parent, or empath on overload\n• For anyone who’s “just done” with stress\n• For your friend who needs to breathe before sending that text\n\nWhy You’ll Love It\n\n• Instant calm: Crystals that soothe anxiety and restore balance\n• Guided mindfulness: Includes tools for stress relief and self-regulation\n• Eco-conscious design: Sustainable, plastic-free packaging\n• Giftable calm: Perfect for burnout recovery or energy clearing\n• Crystals: 100% genuine, ethically and sustainably sourced\n\nWith Calm the F Down crystal energy, you’re not just holding crystals — you’re holding your chill. These stones remind you that peace is a power move.\n\nInvite Calm the F Down crystals into your space and keep your cool, no matter what the world throws your way.","brand":"Dipped In Moonlight","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45224960884936,"sku":null,"price":28.35,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0437\/4940\/8935\/files\/1e052b3cb8147a3fd28b3fa50a0e2cba8f41c8f64aa81d0cf0434515b98823df.png?v=1790742429","url":"https:\/\/twentytwostones.com\/products\/calm-the-f-down-crystals-for-relaxation-cheeky-gift-funny-gift","provider":"Twenty-Two Stones Lifestyle Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}